How to Pass Time at the Office


Let’s face it, we’ve all been there. You’ve been at your job forever. You can do your job description in an hour or less. You want to leave but hate interviewing. You can’t get a promotion because the bitch above you just won’t leave. So you stay, zombieing into work at 8:00 sharp and sprinting out the door at 5:00.

7:55 – You retrace your wrong turns in life to figure out how you got here…


8:00 – Blankly stare at your screen while the person in the next cube asks how your weekend went…before you had your coffee.


8:45 – Your co-worker finally shuts up so you go get your first coffee of the day and take a coffee break for the next two hours.


10:45 – Almost lunch but not yet. You just drank coffee and it’s now time to go to the loo…



11:30 – Lunch time!


1:00 – Annoying co-worker comes back and chats you up some more…


2:00 – Office meeting to talk about what you’re going to talk about for your next meeting.


3:00 – Another cup of coffee and decide to finally answer your emails.


3:30 – All that work! You crash and burn…


4:15 – Back at your desk from napping. You can hear the ticking of the clock and impatiently waits…


5:00 – Break out in your 5:00 dance





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